1、Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected?
No, sir, but you said yesterday that everything you told me went inone ear and out the other, so I am trying to stop it.“孩子 ， 你為什么用棉花塞住耳朵？它感染了嗎？”“沒有，老師 ?？墒悄阕蛱煺f你告訴我的知識都是一個耳朵里進 ， 一個耳朵里出，所以我要把它堵在里面 ?！?br />
【英語幽默故事大全】2、I’m sorry, Madam, but I shall have to charge you twenty dollars forpulling your boy’s tooth .
Twenty dollars! Why, I understand you to say that you charged onlyfour dollars for such work!
Yes, but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared four otherpatients out of the office.”“對不起，夫人，為您孩子拔牙我要收取20美元 ?！薄?0美元！為什么？不是說好只要4美元 ?！薄笆堑?，但是你的孩子大喊大叫 ， 把另外四個病人嚇跑了 。”
3、Teacher：We all know thatbeat causes an object to expand and cold cause it to contract. Now, can anyonegive me a good example?
John：Well, in thesummer the days are long, and in the winter the days are short.老師：我們都知道熱脹冷縮的道理 ?，F在，誰給我舉個例子？
約翰：嗯 ， 在夏天天都長，在冬天天都短 。
